Saturday, February 16, 2013
Friday, February 15, 2013
Man Caught In The Park Sucking A Dildo
On Monday morning, a Michigan cop reported to a park in response to a 911 call about “a subject in a silver car sucking on a dildo.”Upon investigation, Sergeant Steve Allen with the Trenton Police Department located a Ford Fusion being driven by a 67-year-old man whose name has been redacted from an incident report.
Peering into the vehicle, Allen “saw a flesh colored dildo lying on the passenger seat.” During questioning, the man admitted that he was “sucking on a dildo.” He added, “I’m sorry.” As seen in the report, those quotes are rendered for some reason in capital letters.
The pensioner “admitted to having a problem with sex toys,” added Allen.
The dildo aficionado was arrested for disorderly conduct in a public park and booked into the Trenton jail on the misdemeanor charge. He has 10 days left to appear for arraignment in District Court.
As for the whereabouts of the dildo, cops noted that it was “confiscated and tagged as evidence #794.”
Man On Delta Airlines Flight Allegedly Tells Black Mom Of Crying Baby To ‘Shut That N*gger Baby Up’, Then Turned Around And Slapped The Toddler
After demanding that the mother of a crying toddler “shut that nigger baby up,” a male passenger allegedly slapped the 19-month-old across the face as a flight prepared to land in Atlanta last Friday evening, The Smoking Gun has learned.
The shocking February 8 incident aboard Delta Airlines Flight 721 resulted in Joe Rickey Hundley, 60, being charged with simple assault, according to a U.S. District Court affidavit. Hundley, seen at right, is president of an aircraft parts manufacturer headquartered in Hayden, Idaho.
In an interview, Hundley denied striking the toddler or using a racial slur, though he did acknowledge that he “asked the mother to quiet the child.” Hundley, who said he was traveling to Atlanta to visit a hospitalized relative, described himself as “distraught” on the flight, during which he said he consumed a single alcoholic drink.
In an interview, Hundley denied striking the toddler or using a racial slur, though he did acknowledge that he “asked the mother to quiet the child.” Hundley, who said he was traveling to Atlanta to visit a hospitalized relative, described himself as “distraught” on the flight, during which he said he consumed a single alcoholic drink.
Intriguing Questions
- Do you think dating a person who you don't truly find attractive increases the chances of infidelity?
- Is it important to you to know where you rank in comparison to your mate's past lovers?
- Does a person who only gives you head go on your body count of lovers you've had?
- Would it bother you to know your mate's ex was a better lover than you?
- Should an ex you have a child with be a higher priority than someone you're currently dating, simply because of the fact you have a child with that person?
Thursday, February 14, 2013
Couple Arrested After A School Nurse Finds A Roach In Their Child's Ear
According to the Citrus County Sheriff's Office, an investigation was launched after a school nurse discovered a roach inside a 9-year-old student's ear back in September.
School administrators also told deputies that the child often came to school smelling like cat urine, had roaches crawling out of his backpack, wore the same pullup to school on multiple occasions and appeared to have medical needs that weren't being addressed.
When deputies visited the couple's roach motel, they found conditions that were described as deplorable and a safety risk.
The child was removed from the home and placed into protective custody.
Christina and Robert Forbes were booked into jail and charged with one count of child abuse. Bail has been set at $50,000 each.
9-Year-Old Girl Who Gave Birth Is Actually 12, And The Actual Birth Father Is Her Stepdad
Jalisco state prosecutors also say the girl was impregnated by her stepfather and not her alleged 17-year-old boyfriend.
Authorities announced last week that a 9-year-old had given birth to a baby girl and that they were looking for her boyfriend.
But prosecutors said Wednesday that DNA tests revealed the baby's father is the girl's 44-year-old stepfather and that he is under arrest.
They said an anthropological study of the girl showed she is between 12 and 13. The girls' parents didn't have a birth certificate for her and initially told authorities she was 9.
Man Gets Stabbed When He Refused To Change Positions During Threesome
Orlando DeWitt, 37, was stabbed in the arm Feb. 8 during the tryst when the other male participant in the ménage a trois, 33-year-old Ashley Hunter, became enraged when DeWitt wouldn’t let him have sex with the female participant.
DeWitt and Hunter were friends who met in prison and were partying with several female acquaintances Friday night at a bar in Fargo, N.D., when they went to Hunter’s home to continue the party with a woman.
According to court documents obtained by The Smoking Gun, DeWitt was having sex with a woman named Leticia while she was performing oral sex on Hunter.
“Hunter then asked to switch places with Orlando,” the Fargo Police Department report stated. “Orlando told him no and Hunter became upset.”
DeWitt said Hunter threatened to kill him and said Hunter reached for a 12-inch knife. DeWitt and Leticia fled to a bathroom naked while Hunter ran after them while holding the knife.
“Orlando said he decided to run for the front door,” the police report goes on to say, according to The Smoking Gun.
DeWitt tried to flee the home and was able to get through the first door, but when he “went to open the exterior door he felt the knife cutting the back of his left arm.”
DeWitt was not seriously injured in the stabbing, the website reported. He used Leticia’s phone to call 911.
Hunter is scheduled to appear in court March 13 to answer charges related to the stabbing.
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Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Man Arrested For Masturbating During A Job Interview
According to the Aiken Department of Public Safety, Merriweather reportedly entered the staffing agency and was seated for an interview when the incident took place.
The interviewer told detectives that she was gathering personal information about the applicant, such as his name and date of birth, when she looked down and noticed that his penis was fully exposed and in his hand.
When the woman confronted Merriweather about his exposed penis and ordered him out of the building, Merriweather tried to argue that "it fell out."
Police who were called to the scene located Merriweather a short time later and brought him down to police headquarters for an interview.
"The suspect did state that while he was talking to the victim, his penis fell out of his pants," according to a police affidavit. "The suspect claims that he must have forgotten to zip his pants."
A second employee from the staffing agency told detectives that they were familiar with Merriweather and that he always seeks out a female employee to interview with.
Detectives learned during the interview that Merriweather had a warrant issued for his arrest in connection to a similar incident that occurred on January 31.
During the previous incident, Merriweather was at another employment agency attempting to get an interview when the employee turned around and allegedly saw Merriweather masturbating with his genitals "completely exposed."
Merriweather reportedly fled from the building when he was approached by a supervisor.
Merriweather was booked into the Aiken County Detention Center and charged with two counts of indecent exposure.
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