Saturday, November 17, 2012

Who Would You Smash?

CIARA RENEE
GEM MARTINEZ

Intriguing Questions


  1. Do you consider sh*t like contacts, weave, girdles, butt pads & other false accessories to be false advertising?
  2. Who puts on more fronts, men or women?
  3. Can a broke n!gga keep women as long as he has enough game?
  4. Would you rather have an attractive lover who was reserved or an ugly lover who was a freak in the bed?
  5. Do you find it offensive or disrespectful when men refer to women as b*tches and women refer to men as n!ggas?

Ratchet Hoodrat Brawl!


Rick Ross Understands...



Judge Offers To Keep Man Out Of Jail If He Goes To Rehab & He Asks For One Last Joint Before He Goes

A judge in Ohio was shocked when a drug defendant asked if he could smoke one more joint.


Hamilton County Common Pleas Judge Melba Marsh offered to keep 19-year-old Damaine Mitchell out of jail and clear his record if he went to treatment and gave up marijuana, the Cincinnati Enquirer reported.

His response?

That would be "a challenge," Mitchell told Marsh, adding he likes smoking weed and has been doing so since he was 10 years old.

Eventually, Mitchell said he'd try to quit, but not before asking if he could "at least get one more joint in?"
An astonished Marsh quickly said no. She ordered Mitchell to return to court next week for a decision on his drug trafficking case, according to The Associated Press.


Friday, November 16, 2012

Maryland Bus Driver Suspended After Beating Up A Female Passenger


MUST SEE!!! Sydney Capri Goes In!


T-Mobile Employee Stabs Up Customer For Complaining About Overcharged Bill


Sister Turns Her Brother In For Having Sex With A Horse

William R. Burgess, a 55-year-old Utah man was jailed Wednesday after he allegedly admitted to having sex with a neighbor's horse.

According to police, an investigation was launched after Burgess's sister contacted authorities and told them that she had uncovered evidence that indicated her brother had begun having sex with a horse.

During a police interview, Burgess allegedly admitted to the deed.

Investigators say Burgess told detectives that he walked to a neighbor's ranch with a bag of horse feed and a halter. Burgess used the horse feed to lure the horse close to him, then used the halter to keep the animal steady while engaging in sex with her.

Burgess was booked into the Purgatory Correctional Facility and charged with six counts of bestiality, one felony count of burglary, one count of theft and one count of criminal trespass. His next court appearance has been set for Nov. 19.

Online arrest records also seem to indicate that Burgess was convicted of forcible sexual abuse in March, 2006.

A William R. Burgess Jr. from the same rural county is also listen in court records - but check out the birth dates. If online records are accurate, it would appear Mr. Burgess's penis has been wandering into uncharted territory from a very early age.

Who Would You Smash?

DANA LEE
BRI-MING LEE

Fair Or Foul? Squatter That Sunk Over $3,000 Into Detroit House Gets Evicted

Pizza Delivery Man Pees On A Woman's Doorstep For Not Tipping Him


Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Quote Of The Day

"The thing about smart motherf*ckers is that they sound like crazy motherfuckers to stupid motherf*ckers" - Abraham Ford (Walking Dead) - omni-poet.tumblr.com

PERFECTION!




Guy Facing 80 Years In Prison Over Medical Marijuana In Montana


You're A Hot Ass Mess!

Anti-Obama Woman Runs Her Husband Over For Not Voting

Arrested After Locking Naked Toddler Outside In A Dog Cage

William Lewallen, a 47-year-old Oklahoma man jailed Sunday after police found three unattended, naked children on his property. One child was found locked in a dog cage, covered with feces.

According to police, officers were dispatched to Lewallen's residence after a neighbor heard the screams of a child who had been stripped naked and locked outside in the cold while the boy's father was passed out inside.

Investigators say officers arrived at the residence and could immediately hear a child screaming from inside the residence.

While looking for an open entrance into the house, officers came upon an 18-month-old girl who was naked, covered in feces and locked inside a dog cage.

When the officers kicked in the home's back door, they encountered a second naked child inside who seemed to be unattended. A further sweep of the house revealed a third naked child who was asleep on a bed in the master bedroom.

Officers also found Lewallen who was passed out next to the child.

During a police interview, Lewallen stated that he fell asleep after ingesting a combination of pain meds, a muscle relaxer and anti-seizure medication.

"The screaming child in the dog kennel did not wake the defendant nor did the officers kicking the door down to rescue the toddler in the dog cage," stated a police arrest affidavit.

Officers also noted in their report that the home had no heat (it was about 40 degrees that day) and there was little food in the house to eat.

Lewallen was booked into jail and charged with felony child neglect. His bond has been set at $50,000.

Monday, November 12, 2012

WSHH Dancer: Secret Moneii (Body Paint & Election Edition)

DDOT Bus Rider Shoots Another Passenger For Stepping On His Foot



 Tempers flared — and a gun was pulled out — after one man accidentally stepped on the foot of another on board a D-DOT bus.

Detroit Police said it happened early Sunday afternoon when the bus lurched, causing the man to step on the other man’s foot. The passenger apologized, but the man was apparently still angry and when they came to their stop at Gratiot and Conner, he shot the man in the leg.

The gunman ran from the scene and was last seen going down Conner. Police said the shooting victim is in serious condition at a local hospital. Anyone with information is asked to call Detroit Police.

My N!gga Steve



Man Arrested After Police Found His Nephew's Genitals In His Wallet

An unidentified 42-year-old South Africa man was jailed Sunday after the genitals of an 18-year-old nephew were found in his wallet.

According to Eastern Cape province police, the disappearance of an 18-year-old Ngcobo man took a bizarre turn Sunday afternoon when detectives found the missing man's genitals in a wallet belonging to his uncle.

Investigators say detectives were interviewing the uncle about the disappearance when they discovered a dismembered penis in the man's wallet. Pressed for answers, the uncle eventually led detectives to his nephew's dead body.

The body was missing a head, arms and legs, however those body parts were found a short distance away from the torso, according to police spokesperson Mzukisi Fatyela.

Local police released few details about the case, however, they did not rule out the possibility that the murder might be classified as a "muti" killing.

Muti killings involve the removal of body parts from a human body which are then used by witchdoctors in various potions. Demand for such body parts has become an ongoing problem in South Africa, particularly in the region surrounding Johannesburg.

The uncle was taken into custody and is expected to be charged with murder.

Intriguing Questions


  1. How many people have explicit pictures of you?
  2. What's the most money you've ever spent on a meal?
  3. What's your favorite scene from your favorite film?
  4. What's the first thing that catches your eye about a man/woman?
  5. Have you ever been fired, and if so, why?

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