SpeekDaTroof: 10 Guidelines To Cheating

DISCLAIMER: Me personally, I don't condone cheating, nor do I cheat...To me it's stupid when you could just live the single life and just do whatever you want.
I've done a lot of sh*t in my life, but one thing no one could ever say is that I cheated on them...Now even though i'm not cut like that, I do have enough sense to know certain steps and precautions that should be taken if a person decides to cheat on their mate...And besides I thought this was a cool idea and made for an interesting read....


ALWAYS USE PROTECTION: This is an absolute must, but a lot of people slip on this rule. The average couple nowadays has sex without condoms. That's why I always say, the relationship hasn't got real until the condom comes off, because keeping it real, it eventually does...And it's already bad enough that you're cheating...You can at least be mindful enough of your significant other to use protection.
Breaking this rule can lead to the worst possible way to get caught cheating...Bringing home an STD, or pregnancy.

NEVER LEAVE A PAPERTRAIL: This includes condoms, notes, numbers, or anything that is an obvious giveaway that somethings going on.

KEEP A SEPARATE CELLPHONE: This might seem like an unnecessary step, but if you're dead set on not getting caught, you need to take every precaution possible. One phone for regular calls, and another cellphone for your sidepiece or pieces...I think this rule is huge, because I know how I think, and if i'm seeing suspicious behavior and ask to see my woman's cellphone, and she says no...I would more than likely end it, right then and there, because that would be a huge sign that she's hiding something.

NO EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT: You should never be emotional attached to someone you're creeping with. You have to keep sh!t in perspective...This is not your man/woman...Just a person you f%ck with.

NEVER CHEAT WITH SOMEONE YOUR MATE KNOWS: Now this sh#t is just the lowest of the low to me...Even if you are a cheater, you should still have certain ethics and lines you won't cross, and this is definitely one of them.

KEEP IT REAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON: I think the person you're cheating with should always know the real. This is the person you don't owe anything so being completely real with them shouldn't be hard...Plus lying to 2 people is definitely going to make sh!t harder on you, because you have double the work to do, because you're living a double life...And I don't care how slick you think you are...You're definitely going to get caught at some point doing that sh*t.
It's gonna be too hard to keep up with the lies and fake explanations. One, if not both of them is going to see through that sh!t eventually.

MAKE SURE THE PERSON HAS SOMEONE TOO: This rule is very important, just because you don't want a single person who has nothing to do but focus on you if you already have someone...That's a recipe for disaster.
This is a precautionary measure with 2 purposes...For one, you know they have something to loose as well, so their ass can't trip on you and mess your home life up...Secondly, they have something else to focus on besides you.

ALWAYS UPGRADE: To me this is the most important rule on the whole list, just for the simple fact that whenever you cheat the possibility of getting caught up always exists, and I feel that a cheater should have this mentality..."If I get caught it won't hurt as bad because the person i'm f*cking with is better than what I had anyway."
They can't just be better than your mate in one aspect...They must outdo them in every aspect.

NEVER PUT THEM ABOVE YOUR MATE: This is the mistake so many people make that usually opens the door for suspicion. Your mate should be #1, period...No matter who you out with on the side, if your mate calls, you should respond.
If you're following the "keep it real" rule, that person knows about your mate anyway, and should respect that. This is almost a common sense rule, because anyone with sense should know that continuously  not responding to calls or texts is going to automatically draw some degree of suspicion.

NEVER GO ON DATES: Going on dates only creates more of an emotional bond, which only makes sh!t more messy than it has to be, and on top of that it increases the probability of being caught greatly.