#1. It makes up for an ugly face, but unfortunately that's why we have so many ugly women walking around thinking they're actually cute. Big asses have created a lot of delusional women or should I say men's love of big asses have created a lot of delusional woman.
#2. The way it looks when you hit it from the back. All men love to see the ass jiggle when you smash doggystyle. If you've ever been with a female with no ass and one with a nice round onion, the difference is leaps and bounds, TRUST ME!
#3. A fat ass just makes a woman's figure look that much better. When you look at a woman from head to toe and see she has nice breasts, flat stomach, nice hips, nice thighs and when she turns around you see the ass is flat, it just totally deflates your balloon. You instantly go from this :-D TO THIS :-(
#4. The Ballpark :-)
#5. It makes for not having much up top. I'm not gonna lie...big breats are a huge turn on, but not a must, especially if you have a nice ass. That can more than make up for what you lack in the breast department.
Besides if I had to choose between having a woman with big breasts and no ass or a woman with a big ass and no breasts, i'm definitely taking option #2, ANYDAY!
#6. It's on my marital check list. I know that sh*t sounds crazy, but it's true. My wife has to have a nice ass, it's an absolute must. That's just how much of an ass lover I am.
She doesn't have to be a perfect 10, doesn't have to be the greatest cook, but she has to have ass, among other things of course, but that's definitely on the list.
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